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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 19:05

So they tried
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Unacceptable again!
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Loons and Moons
No, not a chance
Minds and Behinds
Hic perferendis in et impedit quo.
Hysterias & Posteriors
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Next, they tried...
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They put up a sign reading
Another attempt resulted in ...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Freaks and Cheeks
Still no good
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
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No go.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Analysis & Anal Cysts
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Just Forget it!
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Catatonics & High Colonics
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Thumbs down again.
Nuts and Butts
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Still no good.
Everyone loved it.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
share office space ...
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Then came..
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
What is every dictators biggest fear?
No way
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
So, the docs changed it to read
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