What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 02.07.2025 19:05

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

So they tried

Unacceptable again!

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Loons and Moons

No, not a chance

Minds and Behinds

Hic perferendis in et impedit quo.

Hysterias & Posteriors

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Next, they tried...

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They put up a sign reading

Another attempt resulted in ...

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

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Freaks and Cheeks

Still no good

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

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No go.

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Analysis & Anal Cysts

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Just Forget it!

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Catatonics & High Colonics

What is your opinion? I am 150-152 and I feel short. I’m 15 years old. I feel like this makes me look like a baby and ugly on most clothes.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Thumbs down again.

Nuts and Butts

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Still no good.

Everyone loved it.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

share office space ...

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Then came..

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

What is every dictators biggest fear?

No way

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

So, the docs changed it to read

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